Josh

Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.

Cam: Have you seen Josh's ass?
Katie: No Cam he is a pedophile don't.

by averycoolkid February 11, 2017

Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time

Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

Josh

The gayest fag that you know... he will most definetly take cock and balls in the ass. He will bend over for you in a moments notice. Josh loved penis.

I am gay, my name is Josh

by Handler 21 April 01, 2018

Josh

Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011

Josh

A fat bastard who usually can't touch or see his toes

What a fucking josh or the Kung fu panda was a bit of a josh

by Seallover67 November 14, 2016

Josh

A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.

"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".

by AbCdEf November 20, 2013

Josh

A sud muffin who's a failed attempt at suicide (and a shining example of oof the condom broke) and the worst Roblox player

Fuck Josh

by Ez Eli May 09, 2019