Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

Josh

Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.

Cam: Have you seen Josh's ass?
Katie: No Cam he is a pedophile don't.

by averycoolkid February 11, 2017

Josh

The gayest fag that you know... he will most definetly take cock and balls in the ass. He will bend over for you in a moments notice. Josh loved penis.

I am gay, my name is Josh

by Handler 21 May 19, 2018

Josh

Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011

Josh

A fat bastard who usually can't touch or see his toes

What a fucking josh or the Kung fu panda was a bit of a josh

by Seallover67 November 14, 2016

Josh

A sud muffin who's a failed attempt at suicide (and a shining example of oof the condom broke) and the worst Roblox player

Fuck Josh

by Ez Eli May 9, 2019

Josh

A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.

"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".

by AbCdEf November 23, 2013