Jingle bells

A traditional Christmas carol

Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh.
O’er the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh and sing
a sleighing song tonight. (hey)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

jingle jamble

A term for things really really fucked in a joking way, often used by people being ironic... or not. Used during Christmas time or around that time.

Dang I'd say we're in quite the jingle jamble if we don't buy that kid his gifts, he's going to end my life.

by It's.definitely.mario.from.the November 22, 2023

Jingles

Cute and friendly dog name, similar to Sparky, Jolly, etc. Two syllable dog names are preferred by dog trainers.

Also nickname for Joe Ingles, NBA player.

“Come here Jingles, attaboy!”

by Sloane Mills July 23, 2023

The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.

FUCK! I got the jingles.

by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024

Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.

Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.

by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024

Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 26, 2023

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017