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Jessie

An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD
Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at
by Analhag September 23, 2019
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Jessy

Jessy is a great guy. Most likely a twin. Quick with a joke, or light your smoke, he is there. Willing to go to casino att a moments notice and always ready to rack up, Jessy won't let you down...on purpose. Grilled peanut butter and ham sandwich is what he wants and if it doesn't drip, you are the best ever, if it does, get to stepping friend. Lover of life and friend to all, Jessy is the man.
Let's go to Jessy's garage and play some fuckin pool!!
by Samsqwuach 18 June 21, 2023
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Jessie Roe

Amazing funny guy who can't get anough weed
he can be a manwhore at times

but all the ladys love him
by melllons December 7, 2011
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Jessie

She likes watermelon and will have boba tea three times in a day depending on the price. She pretends like she’s sweet and naive, but she’ll tell you how much she hates everyone at 12am when you guys are walking her dog. She despises the popular and superficial kids and she doesn’t consider anyone cute unless they star in a drama. She built like a marshmellow and shes so pale she blends into walls. She’s a good listener and a huge scaredy cat, but she’s always down to hang out even if it’s just in eachother’s company.
A: Jessie’s so sweet omg
B: you know she hates you right?
by Kaylaly March 29, 2020
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Jessi/Jessussy

She is literally like a mom to me and one (milf obvi) and she's obsessed with Billie Eilish and her dog, Zula

I love her confidence and her sm she makes me feel so comfortable and wanted

I love taking quizzes with her and she's an amazing friend
Who is Jessi/Jessussy ?
Jessi/Jessussy is one of the best people I've ever met
by Unknown indoors July 29, 2022
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jessie smart

totnes motive host, chillest sigma around. generosity is insane from her. her boyfriend mogs.
hey when’s the next totnes motive?
i don’t know let’s ask jessie smart
by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024
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Jessy

You dont want to put her and tiffany in the same room.
Y/N: I really want to put tiffany and jessy in the same room
F: i'll tell you from experience: youll be making the worst mistake of your life. you’ll regret it, i promise you that. it’ll ruin everything for you. dont put them in the same room, this is your warning.
by Stan Louis Tomlinson!! February 11, 2021
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