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Jeremy

The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.
by malibu2007 August 30, 2010
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Jeremy

A guy who is kind of smart.
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese

Bad at math
Jeremy: “I hope you are not ambivalent to your precarious situation. I am a precocious young male so it would be in your best interest to debate from me. Unless you want to be a bigot.”
by Anon onus dad March 2, 2019
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Jeremy

1. outright sarcastic but very friendly
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.
by loli pop February 3, 2010
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Jeremy

Fucked up drugy who still loves a girl that broke his heart
He’s a stoner

Oh ya that’s Jeremy
by Crackheadslut December 6, 2019
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jemima swirl

1.) When an apple-bottomed African American woman (typically found in her natural habitat of Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn) urinates in spray-form over the entirety of a public restroom toilet seat, while hovering above said toilet seat and girating her hips in a clockwise or counter clockwise movement; also evidence has shown the use of a "booty clap" whilst mid spray. Sometimes used in combination with the Jemima swirl grip or the jemima swirl leg-lift.

2.) When a watermelon bottomed African American She-ress, righteously empties the entirety of her bladder in spray form (aka, the african mist) in an effort to mark her territory. This feat renders said toilet useless, and is frustrating for white people.
Hey, so I went to use the bathroom during that new movie Devil, but I couldn't use the toilet because some apple-bottomed bitch totally pulled a jemima swirl.
by theclintonhillcumquats September 27, 2010
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Jeremiah Johnson

When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.
Hey Christina, I honestly think you would look great with a beard. Mind if I Jeremiah Johnson you?
by trosk-ski October 28, 2013
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Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt - new rhyming slang for Cunt.
That man is a a right "Jeremy Hunt!"
by AngryDoc September 20, 2016
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