Pull a jeff

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.
dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff
by lolathon April 03, 2008
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Jeff Ament

Sick bass player for pearl jam. one of the best in the world.
I wish i was as good as Jeff Ament
by PeArLjAm January 05, 2005
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Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"
Jeff Probst is cool
by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
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Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.
We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.
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Warren Jeffs

A guy on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for practising polygamy, sexual conduct with a minor and conspiracy to commit sexual conduct with a minor. He ran away from the Colorado City, Arizona/Hildale, Utah area and was seen in Texas later. Watch out hes got bodyguards!
Warren Jeffs is on the loose raping kids
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Jeff Sokol

Having orange juice and pizza together. A combo made famous by the TCAP guest star of the same name.
Wow. A Jeff Sokol? Actual tap water would've been better. You gonna go assault some kids after this, you sick freak?
by Ktanaka December 07, 2022
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Jeff Ward

Joy spreading unicorn.

His laugh will make you laugh it's just inevitable

Kindest human being on Earth.

#1 Hamilton fan, can sing and play guitar
You know Jeff Ward?

Oh yeah, that guy makes me super insanely happy.
by Kms.gonzo March 13, 2018
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