illinoise

The best album ever...... however when you hear the magical melodies of chicago and come on feel the illinoise, youll get a boner, even if you are a girl
"i show Illinoise to my girlfriend and she got a boner"
"damn"
by Francesco Enchiladas April 04, 2016
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024
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The Illinois Incident

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)
by whatdahael February 07, 2023
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Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
by Paulbyrne8 April 24, 2024
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Illinois Lawnmower

When a man attaches a razorblade to his penis, and performs a 'helicopter' right above a woman's pubic area (she MUST have a bush for this to work).
Homie 1: "You know Jessica from algebra?"
Homie 2: "Yeah man, rumor is she has never shaved her pubes and has a full-on rainforest in her pants."
Homie 1: "That's no rumor bro, I'm going to her house after school to help her, thinking about giving her an illinois lawnmower."
Homie 2: "Tiiiiight. Hey listen, she's really hot so if the razor slices her leg, can you bring me some of her blood? I'll buy it from you, I just want to put it under my tongue so it gets in my bloodstream."
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut August 17, 2018
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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