Hypocrite

Someone who condemns a thing but does that exact thing themselves. E.g. someone who comments on an Instagram post "Attention seeking behaviour" implying that such behaviour is to be frowned upon, but in so commenting they have invited attention. Such folks might then get into massive long flame threads if picked up on this, inviting yet more attention. In the end they may have scored more attention than the OP.

A: "Attention seeking behaviour"
B: "Dude, you're such a hypocrite"
A: "I'm not a hypocrite, you creep"
B: "Are so - you telling me you posted that comment hoping *nobody* would notice? Hypocrite."

by Skiamakhos August 22, 2023

hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.

"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."

by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025

horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

Homo-hypocrite

When someone has a stance against LGBT people yet does something incredibly gay like kissing another man or butt fucking.

Brock Lesnar is such a homo-hypocrite. He kissed Brock Lesnar on the lips yet he says he hates gay people.

by doodyman March 11, 2017

hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who says they'd love to get your thoughts on something, then calls it censorship when you let them know that toning their mouth down would be helpful to themself and others, which is censoring what they say about what they think.

You'd have to be a fuckin moron to ask people to share their thoughts then call it censorship when they do. The worst kind of hypocrite is the one that doesn't think they're a hypocrite too.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who tells you not to do something but does the exact thing they told you not too.

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite

by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019