by Koimonster February 8, 2021

Person1: dude look at Kyle... He keeps telling people to stop smoking because it's so bad for you but he's literally smoking right now
Person2: Wow. What a hypocrite
Person2: Wow. What a hypocrite
by sireeee July 10, 2019

Girl: "Abortion should be illegal." Two days later girl gets abortion.
Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
Girl: "She said she was against girls getting abortions, and then she went and got one." "What a hypocrite... What a Louise.."
by Lykkea7x May 9, 2011

"oolala" said mark.
"oolala" said Youssef
"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark
Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.
"oolala" said Youssef
"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark
Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.
by STEVEN (with a PH) May 7, 2019

by krishisawhore April 8, 2020

Someone who always says they felt tested after going around fucking with other people's lives trying to measure their tolerance and patience.
The hypocrite wondered why a taste of her own medicine wasnt showing her that nobody was testing anybody but her.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Someone who judges other people harshly, when they themselves are no better, or are even worse. I’m sure glad I’m not one of them!
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
