The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
by Sketchy white van 69 December 06, 2024
When you hype up an outing event and people are hyped up to go but you last minute slam by flaking or changing your mind.
Hype it up and then Slam it down.
Hype it up and then Slam it down.
Long: Yoooo lets go eat at Sizzlers. Their food is the Delicious
Tann: When and what time?
Long: Tomorrow 5P.M.
Tann: Okay down!
Next Day:
Tann @ 12pm: Yo, you still down or nah?
Long: Nah I got something else to do.
Scott: LOL you got hyper slammed by Long
Tann: When and what time?
Long: Tomorrow 5P.M.
Tann: Okay down!
Next Day:
Tann @ 12pm: Yo, you still down or nah?
Long: Nah I got something else to do.
Scott: LOL you got hyper slammed by Long
by Slay86 June 06, 2022
"That's hyper awesome!"
"That's actually hyper weird"
"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."
"That's actually hyper weird"
"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."
by iridescent hamburger March 23, 2021
Hyper is a person on discord. He is the most known person on cord and richest. He owns discord.gg/300.
by thatniggahyper December 17, 2020
me.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.
Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile
Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
When u can't decide a precise word for the dictionary of Fashion so you use the goated meta non-word HYPER.
by lamoodah January 08, 2022
by reilovesalexturner June 12, 2021