Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up

male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs

by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 13, 2022

Hedgehogging

Being gangbanged by dwarves, usually in the woods or an area with plenty foliage.

Rather than bingo and sherry with the ladies, Ethel fancied going hedgehogging down by the canal

by BeaverBash April 17, 2022

Hedgehogging

When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog

Omg that made me jump so much I started Hedgehogging!

by Em90 January 20, 2022

Hedgehogging

When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so much you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog

Omg that movie made me jump so much I was hedgehogging!

by Em90 January 20, 2022

Hedgehog tricks

Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.

Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.

by Mackenzie Roze December 17, 2017

humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.

We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic

by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017