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sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long 

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

having a beef 

When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).
Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
A- We were just having a beef, bro.
having a beef by DevilzLexicon April 26, 2012

Having a jaf 

Another term for a boy masturbating / wanking
"I walked in on Steve having a jaf last night"

"I really wanna have a jaf right now"
Having a jaf by Cliveeee May 29, 2009

Having an Average Weekend 

Name of the rock-based instrumental tune that opened and closed the syndicated Canadian TV show, THE KIDS IN THE HALL (1990s).

The song was performed by a rock trio called "Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet," which name is, unfortunately, one character too long to fit the 30-character limit for tags. The band (1984-1991) was based in Toronto and one of its members was/is friends with one of the Kids in the Hall. Shadowy Men had a successful career in its relatively brief life and has a reputation as both innovative and influential, in that it fused Punk with Surf styles. The group's bassist, Reid Diamond, died of cancer in 1991.

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See also UrbanDictionary listing: Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.
"Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet" is an unusual name, even for an indie band."

"A lot of their tunes have quirky names, too: consider "Having an Average Weekend," which The Kids In The Hall used as the intro / outro music for their show."

"TMI! Unless I can win a bar bet with it."

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Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey
Having a turkey by Pike tfi November 5, 2017

pussy ass playa hating ho 

a faggot who is pussy, and gets fucked in that ass and hates playas and is a ho
fuck that pussy ass playa hating hoe,

i told that bitch to hate the game not the playa and then i gave him a dollar and he gave me head