Hamburg Hot Chocolate

Hamburg is (apparently) famous for its hot chocolate. However, after a recent visit, it became apparent that this is in fact a euphemism for fucking someone over. Below is the basic recipe, though there are numerous regional variants from within the greater Hamburg area:-

Take one large quantity of shit. Preferably the cumulative output of 15 shits, taken at regular intervals over the course of 3 days. Blend and add urine as necessary (in order to thin the consistency). Simmer over a low heat for at least 30 mins. Season to taste. Serve topped with a generous helping of creamy semen. Then force your guests to pay 340 euros for it, despite them not having asked for it in the first place.

Did you give those cunts a Hamburg Hot Chocolate?

by The cat from... October 1, 2010

hamburger pussy

A raw, sore and inflamed vagina often the result of hardcore pussy eating, rug munching or twat grazing.

See Cannibalingus

His insatiable ass licking turned my man hole into hamburger pussy!

by Mudcunt October 1, 2006

Hamburger Meat

Descriptive term for one whos hair is so dense and nappy that it appears that someone has slapped a pound of ground beef on their scalp or chest...

"That nigga growin a fro? He need to cut that hamburger meat off his head".

by Beezer October 24, 2004

Hamburger Helper

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

Hamburger

the sparse hair that protrudes out of an open neck shirt. most commonly found on a Doug Johnson.

Dude 1: " Dude! Look at that guys hamburger!"
Dude 2: "Must be a Doug Johnson!"
Dude 3: "I wish I was a Doug Johnson!"

by Kyle and Heather April 24, 2010

hamburger meat

A guy's chest hair. Some think the shape looks alot like hamburger meat.

By the end of the night, Justin had his shirt unbuttoned and everyone could see his sexy hamburger meat.

by sodumc February 25, 2009

Fuzzy Hamburger

A hairy vagina, usually of the hooded clitoral shape

We were gonna smash, but she’s been working so hard she forgot to shave her fuzzy hamburger.

by IRIxAgent47 August 13, 2018