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by i just morbed June 4, 2022
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Get the haircut wanker mug.Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.
You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…
by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024
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by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020
Get the Bastard Haircut mug.Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).
Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*
John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!
John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!
by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025
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