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Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
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Gumping

The act of impersonating Forest Gump from Tom hanks movie, Forest gump.
"Me and a friend of mine were watching Forest Gump and just Gumping the whole time!"
by ipunchdrywallz August 2, 2024
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Gump

Emily asked jenson if she could drink his gump.
by Jensyboo January 29, 2021
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gumping

pranking someone in a chalant manner, particularly while at young life camp
“Bro, we were gumping so hard at windy gap last week.”
by Mr. Commissioner May 30, 2025
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Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.
Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020
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Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.
That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.
by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Gump

by Furest gump December 21, 2021
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