Grundle Fairy

Much like the tooth fairy, this little creature comes to men around the age of 12 and blesses the poor soul with hair on his taint. After many years this fairy will come back and shave the region for a few nickels placed under his pillow.

Young boy: Dude the grundle fairy come and put hair down there!
Older man: Dude, this fucking grundle fairy better come tonight cause I keep getting god damn dingle berries in my taint hair and if I shave it I usually just cut my balls up.

by The there guy October 14, 2011

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

Grundle days

The Grundle is the narrow area between a man's ball-sack and his anus.

The "Grundle Days" are those few days which fall between the end of Christmas Day and the morning of New Year's Eve.

What are you doing with the Grundle Days this year?

Nothing.

Me too.

by The Long Kiss Goodmorning February 8, 2005

pumping the grundle

applying pressure on and rubbing the grundle while sucking the cock

Dick really likes it when Jane is pumping the grundle.

by ak najm February 22, 2008

grundle grinch

Someone who sucks all the fun out of grundle tickling. Though his friends believe he will one day see the light and have a change of heart and become a grundle-leena.

Jen went to tickle Mike's grundle and he grabbed her wrist yelling at her. Mike is a grundle grinch.

by grundle bitch February 24, 2010

newton's grundle

A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.

This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls

Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.

by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014