musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 02, 2009

field goal face

a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.

shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.

by johnny shocker January 25, 2006

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 14, 2007

any holes a goal

saying used by camp/gay/bisexual people

"Phil: hey Steve, did you give Andrew anal?"
"Steve: any holes a goal"

by Mark_Mark December 17, 2007

pull back the foreskin goal

A goal scored on FIFA from behind the halfway line whilst pulling back the left analog stick to increase height and altitude

Player 1: I'm going to have a shot from behind the halfway line.
Player 2: It's never gonna go in.
Player 1: I'll just pull back on the left analog stick to make it go higher.
*shot goes in*
Player 2: Oh mate, you've just scored a pull back the foreskin goal!

by ch33syxn1ps March 05, 2017

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd February 10, 2008

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 10, 2006