One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
Get the Global Godmug. noun
A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
Get the Global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy fartsmug. Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.
by Depression 67 December 18, 2020
Get the Global Cheesemug. An age when everybody's secrets are out because of the Internet and everybody is free to act on that information at will.
Man post-globalism sucks. Everybody's trying to be and look perfect to everybody else when nobody is. The main thing is to learn to be better and try again. It's just beginning!
by Kooyle December 7, 2022
Get the post-globalismmug. by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
Get the Global Noob Newsmug. The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
Get the Global Simpicidemug. by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019
Get the globalismmug.