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floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.
"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."
by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004
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Floaty

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
by purple rhapsody May 23, 2011
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Floaty

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments
-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'
by floatyman January 14, 2011
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Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice
mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb
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float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.
He drank too much port and quickly began to float.
by mouseyone November 10, 2009
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foat

Stands for "Fool Of A Took". Adapted from the wizard Gandalf. Is used to describe someone who is a prick.
omg, you're such a foat!!!
by -:Phoenix:- November 29, 2005
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