A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
by Obamazing December 31, 2009
Get the J Fightmug. Probably one of the most homoerotic song to ever exist, created by lemon demon aka neil cicierega. if Neil didn’t indent this song to be homoerotic, idk what he intended it to be.
mentally ill teenager 1: “have you heard the song knife fight by lemon demon?”
mentally ill teenager 2: “oh my god are you talking about the homoerotic one absolutely”
mentally ill teenager 1:“EXACTLY you can’t just put one of the lyrics as “ill pin you to the wall!” And say the song isn’t gay???”
mentally ill teenager 2: “oh my god are you talking about the homoerotic one absolutely”
mentally ill teenager 1:“EXACTLY you can’t just put one of the lyrics as “ill pin you to the wall!” And say the song isn’t gay???”
by squidsisters January 16, 2022
Get the Knife fightmug. An alcoholic beverage that is created when all other mixers have been expended. Fight water occurs near the end of the night in order to hydrate and keep drinking.
Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.
Vodka + water = fight
Fight can refer to the battle between the alcohol and the water, or the effect of proper hydration and inebriation which puts the drinker in prime fighting condition.
Vodka + water = fight
by Tri tri May 25, 2022
Get the Fight Watermug. A fight involving a person/people that causes major chaos and destruction in or around the area they are fighting in
by Mr Knight June 22, 2023
Get the Niggah fightmug. 
When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other
Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
by BRM22 February 1, 2020
Get the lotion fightmug. someone who gets a high off of fighting the higher the risks of the fight the better for them. A sub-category of adrenaline junkie
Nonus: "Man you always notice how Arlen's always getting into fights with everyone?"
Sorata: "That's because that nigga's a Fighting Junkie he gets a high off of it"
Arlen: *pops up* "tf you say about me square tf up nigga"
Sorata: "That's because that nigga's a Fighting Junkie he gets a high off of it"
Arlen: *pops up* "tf you say about me square tf up nigga"
by Tommy two tits May 16, 2020
Get the Fighting Junkiemug.