email dump

a) ( verb): when a rival politician accesses your personal email info and " dumps" it on the media in order to discredit you
b) a private email server where politicians store embarrassing, unwanted emails, hoping that no one will find them until the statute of limitations runs out.

if you ever let someone enter your personal email dump, definition b), don't be surprised if that someone tries to email dump-definition a)- you underwater later, even decades later, spelling the Titanesque end of your political career

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

email-anxiety

When there is so much shit going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more shit that you will be unable to handle.

Email-anxiety killing me playa. Don't know that kinda sheet is in store for me in the darn inbox today.

by rick-rick-shaw June 22, 2016

Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

email

the best way to send your dick pics

daniel sent me a dick pic to my email.... i can't wait to fuck him

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Dirty Email

When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.

Hey just sent you a dirty email - with nothing but the file attached.

by Jennaskolj November 5, 2020

Email

In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...

Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

email

Shia temporary marriage, referred to as mu'tah. Email is used between teens to talk about mu'tah without others knowing, often for the sake of short term relationships

Bruv when are you gonna do email?

Ali this girl's cute you should do email with her

by 7sen June 3, 2024