ex bond

The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex

After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.

by mayg August 22, 2011

Ex-Math

The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.

Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."

Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"

by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011

my ex

someone who used to be your partner but became the biggest asshole around

my ex is a little shit who thinks shes ubove everyone and lies about everything

by i hate my ex September 8, 2023

ex-batallion

A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.

q: Are you an Ex-batallion?
a: putang ina mo ba?

by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018

Ex-Chaser

Male or female that is notorious for dating friend's exes or people that friends have previously dated. Usually this person attacks almost immediately after a break-up to waste no time and doesn't care what anyone thinks about his/her actions.

Friend 1: Mike and Laney just broke up... and Mike's friend Joe is already messaging her on Facebook, WTF?

Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.

by Barbarella June 13, 2010

Ex-girlwife

"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.

G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."

by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015

ex mom

When you can’t handle your mom and so you put her out of your life.

I have an ex mom

by Babygowild March 30, 2019