danisaurus

dani is the best person you will ever meet in your whole life. when i talk to dani, its like a breath of fresh air. dani i so so beautiful, she is so caring, loving and the best person ive ever met in my whole life, ily dani and thank u<33

the danisaurus is the friendliest thing you'll ever meet.

by loorissssa November 22, 2021

danish dipper

When you’re taking a shit and your dick dips in the water.

Bro 1: Bro I was taking cranky shit and done danish dippered myself!

Bro 2: Aw man I hate when that happens!

by TylerGrape January 26, 2023

Denis From Hippos

Hes a flop. Secretly in love with yoshi

thinks hes “cooldud” but hes “notcooldud”

Denis From Hippos is a loser and a flop.

by Jejwjwwjwkwk April 30, 2023

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

Chron Dynasty

The lexichron of a particular social group - i.e. the collection of chronomatopoeias recognized by a group of people.

"Taxi-cab chronfessions" was a part of their Chron Dynasty until it was banned by an act of Chrongress.

by Matthew McChronaughey September 22, 2011

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)

When you ass is so tight and you fart, it sounds like a duck call.

Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty) I am so stressed out, I had a full day of duck dynasty

by BradLaw July 16, 2015

Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019