did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

by apostrophii February 19, 2020

Alex did a stinky

When you've farted and everyone thinks it's your mate.

Alex?

Ye

*sniff sniff* Did you do a stinky?

Shut up. I'm off to read comic books

Err, Alex did a stinky

by DimeBagDarrell June 22, 2015

did a bit of fookin

when u bring someone back for some sexy time

lele: so what did u get up to last nite?

lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!

by lele and lulu March 6, 2008

I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."



MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."


MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

by Joker X March 2, 2004

Did I asked?

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.

EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"

by blahtnt October 13, 2021

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 23, 2022