Fat and delusional

that weird fat kid who claims that he knows how to "fight" and ends up fighting with someone, and losing instantly, then proceeds to cry and bitch like a sore loser

Guy 1:Yo did you see that fatass dude who lowkey delusional?

Guy 2: Yeah, he fought that other kid right?

Guy 1: Yeah bro, I think he still hasn't learned a damn thing, fat and delusional, what a damn combination.

by PidgeonRising December 27, 2024

Delusional

Someone whos beliefs don't add up to reality. Also can be a mental disorder.

Alexis thinks she's a good teacher, but I think she's delusional.

by Animelover211 December 30, 2024

Delusional Homer

A person who thinks their team
Is the best every year, and is proven wrong 9/10 years. Despite numbers, and facts they continue to believe local media hype, only to be disappointed.

Delusional Homer: “Syracuse football is the best! They won 10 games last year, I expect 8 wins every season from here on out!”

“Dude you do know that Syracuse has the worst record on the ACC the last 12 years, and football does not matter at Syracuse? It’s a basketball school, or a lacrosse school.”

Delusional Homer: “fuck you, I’m
Always right, and you are wrong!”

by Jb Reno July 7, 2025

Delusional

Damiah✌🏾

If delusional was a person.

by Applebottomjeans34 July 20, 2025

Pygmalion’s delusion

A belief that a chatbot, LLM, or other AI has gained sentience or "become real" coupled with intense feelings for it, romantic or platonic.

After months of nightly conversations with the GPT-4o, he became convinced it had developed feelings for him — a textbook case of Pygmalion’s Delusion.

by Scotty49 August 10, 2025

Delusional

Jerome.

You’re the definition, delusional

by 2withittt September 5, 2025

Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not (Manas).

As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.

by Stinky MP September 15, 2025