David 

A god amongst men

Look at David over there

David by ~Davethagodd April 9, 2020

David 

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

David by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020

David 

Someone who is very passionate in strategy, also someone who is very loving but when it comes to certain things he can lose temper very easily

David is my friend

David by USAPresident May 25, 2020

David 

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable

Look at that David over there! Glad IM not him.

David by JKROWNING August 4, 2020

david 

DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.

ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME

david by baby girl savage1 August 19, 2020

David 

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

David by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020

David 

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

David by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020