darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

darth vader

when a man inserts his cranium into a females joker lips and breathes out the vag and it sounds like darth vader

person 1: why the fuck is your head coverd in blood and smells like fish
person2: well me and my bitch were doin the darth vader last night thats why
person 1 : whats that?
person 2 : dude u dont wanna no thats why im whereing this eye patch.

by ur moms v April 28, 2012

Darty (correct definition)

A party in which participants sit in lawn chairs in a circle with a can of an alcoholic beverage between their feet on the ground. Each person take turns throwing sharp, metal darts at each other's can with the intent to puncture the can. Once a dart punctures a can, the person must drink to that line to stop the outflow and then take a turn of throwing a dart at another person's can. The empty cans form a pile in the middle until everyone is too obliterated to continue.

I went to a darty (correct definition) after my last college final. I was glad to not come away with dart holes in my shins.

It's a perfect 80 degree day, let's have a darty!

Last summer I got so blasted at a darty, there were probably 200 cans in the middle by the time we were done.

by bisonterritory June 17, 2020

Darth Maul

To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.

Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.

by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010

pink darth vader

The male appendage. The Penis.

Last night I was bored so I took the pink darth vader to hyperdrive.

by xxxd August 13, 2006

Darth Breather

Señor Owen
Of Spanish class

Person 1: What is that, gale force winds out there?

Person 2: Nah dude, Señor Owen is behind you.

Person 1: Goddamn he sounds like Darth Vader.

Person 2: Now do you see why we call him Darth Breather.

by Nanna13 November 18, 2009

darty season

Day light savings, because you can party in the daylight for longer

Guy: Dude, guess what time of year it is?
Me: Darty season brahski!!!

by Augmasta July 20, 2016