The cupcake incident

The doom of EDP445 which labeled him as a child predator and a pedophile

Me: do you know edp 445?

Bro: yeah i liked him before the cupcake incident

by Attack titan August 20, 2022

Cooma Cupcake

A Cooma Cupcake is when you are a small town local and even the tourists throw cupcakes at you.

Adam: Oh man, I'm so hated. Yesterday I even got a Cooma Cupcake.

No one is there to respond.

by Aldair322 July 6, 2018

busted cupcake

A pussy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake

that has been smashed

I dropped her panties and was about to perform cunilingus on her, that pussy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. Might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.

by DWRmeat July 14, 2017

Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 5, 2015

Lewis Cupcake

The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.

Damn he is in a bad mood! I wish he would get his daily LEWIS CUPCAKE in for the day!

by chubbymilfchaser December 8, 2010

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but cuter, less repulsive, or less pronounced.

Jeff: Check out that girl's muffin top!
Matt: It's kinda cute in a way. Like cupcake top.

by alsteric January 13, 2009

Dandy Cupcake

The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc

"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"

by AndroidGiraffe May 14, 2009