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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Cuff Buddies

Were two people are buddies searching for people to cuff.
“ Hey, daisy and I are cuff buddies do you want to cuff?
by Yetetetete~ August 31, 2019
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Cuff

/kəf/ Cuff: To punch someone in the face.
"Ill cuff you're ass if you don't stop talking"
by Tyler4390 May 28, 2019
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