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Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass
My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies
by Mudslap January 14, 2021
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certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified
“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”
by Mean mullet 69 February 20, 2021
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Certified boogie

A bop, a jam, an official banger and/or groove.
Man, this song is an absolute banger. It's a certified boogie. I'm just vibing to this beat.
by Elyi February 21, 2021
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Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.
"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."
by notnutella August 19, 2024
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Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.
by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025
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