certified pussy slayer

jodh fishburn

Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 7, 2021

G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.

Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.

by visionaryshit May 9, 2025

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!

I'm NCCER certified!

by James D. Brown September 10, 2020

Bizzle Certified

A certification provided by the one and only, Bizzle. The highest honor and a symbol of authenticity and grace. When you see someone or something is Bizzle certified there is guaranteed class and grace in them.

Comes from the youtuber Bizzlesnaff

Grace: Wow look at Max, he's so perfect..
Ashley: Yeah, I heard he's Bizzle Certified.

by LongPinkObject November 19, 2020

certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022