Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
by Kaucher December 30, 2023
If you ever have the treat of meeting a Catherine...never let her go. she is so sweet and generous she needs someone to care for her. she has a determined spirit and is tough. Catherine's are stunning and are the most beautiful creatures. you'll know when you find a Catherine because her blonde hair will shine in the light.
by C A S S May 19, 2022
a menace of a child. she will absolutely destroy your self esteem and terrorize you for the rest of your days, especially if she's got orange hair. that aside, Catherines are super lively people and they're really fun to be around. they are the best people to take with you to big events like concerts because they make everything so much more fun. bonus points if she looks stupid in every photo you take of her! overall, if you're friends with a Catherine, consider yourself lucky to have her because she's probably going to change your life for the better!
Girl1: Have you seen Catherine? She's drop-dead gorgeous!
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
Girl2: IKR?! I'm so glad she's my friend!
Girl1: Ugh, you lucky bitch-
by pls_savemysoul August 31, 2023
the most breathtaking girl you will ever meet. humble, smart, talented room-lightening, heaven sent. catherine has gone thru so much and deserves nothing but good things to come.
“so i made eye contact with this girl at a restaurant, jesus christ she was so beautiful. i had the BALLS to go up to her and asked for her name and snap”
“what’s her name?”
“catherine”
“my ex’s name was catherine holy shit ur making me think about her”
“but yeah she blocked me and i cant get over her”
“what’s her name?”
“catherine”
“my ex’s name was catherine holy shit ur making me think about her”
“but yeah she blocked me and i cant get over her”
by snap@procatherine74 November 23, 2021
Catherine is a loving, kind girl who is smart and gorgeous. She has skin of porcelain and super white teeth, she is perfect in every way and is extremely smart. She can be feisty but also shy. A Catherine is the best person you'll ever meet, she's always willing to help you, even if it doesn't benefit her or even makes problems for her.
Person- Hey Catherine, did you do the homework?
Catherine- Yeah!
Person- Could I copy it pleaseee?
Catherine- Of Course!!
Catherine- Yeah!
Person- Could I copy it pleaseee?
Catherine- Of Course!!
by erinseria October 21, 2023
a person who loves to draw and her drawings may be quite nice indeed but she has another side of her which is how she likes to watch furry. porn and from then she just might some of her own with someone special.
by empanahaah December 03, 2021
a nice little girl who is lovely, she loves to draw too. her drawing might be as amazing as them but she has a deep secret! which is her kinky side where she loves to watch furry porn even though she loves it she must watch other things to keep her entertained but her favorite is furry porn she might as well makes some of her own with someone special
by empanahaah December 03, 2021