Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.

Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
by HawkRing May 06, 2016
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Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
by Ceita May 02, 2022
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Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.
My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
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cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.
by Johnny Cactus May 12, 2015
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Cactus flaps

Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.
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Cactus cunt

The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?

Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.

Dave: that's rough bro.
by Plebeian July 08, 2017
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