Someone who is annoying you or is being an idiot.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
Originating from the LA punk scene in the late 70's.
by HawkRing May 06, 2016
After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
by Ceita May 02, 2022
by InAprosecco February 13, 2022
by Dicto long May 15, 2018
Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.
by Johnny Cactus May 12, 2015
Did you see that guy stumbling around the store with those cactus flaps? He knocked half the aisle down and didn't even notice.
by Flappyflap October 03, 2020
The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
by Plebeian July 08, 2017