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Bruno Certificate

A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
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Bruno

by livelyalice January 6, 2022
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Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)
by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022
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Bruno Briedis

A man who is a DAWG. Often called a player, fucboy and so on. Usually found in Baltic countries.
He use to be such a nice boy, but now he became a Bruno Briedis, he had sex with my daughter!

He could have had such a nice relationship with Samantha, but he pulled a Bruno Briedis and cheated on her.
by Bimpiņš November 3, 2023
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