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bartonian humor

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007
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bantoir

Bantoir- The most ladest banter deserves a high end Bantoir at the end, the gentlemens banter, only the finest can use Bantoir, the use of this term is seen by all the lads as the true form of banter.
Cambridge drawing with Manchester united, that is indeed Bantoir

Man Utd 4-2 city Great Bantoir
by GentlemansBible April 12, 2015
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Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.
Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...
by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008
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Barton's Vodka

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.
"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."
by MrShadySack February 24, 2012
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barton

v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served

Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.
Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.
by AppBaseballSucks July 18, 2008
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banto

u fucking banto
by Ste| August 22, 2003
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Bannon

When a person or animal gets high on a substance, often in unexpected places. This usually ends in chaos for everyone.
At school all my friends bannoned on sharpies.
by Ms.PotatoHead December 30, 2011
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