i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

harry baker

harry baker is a mad quant and likes sucking toes lol

harry baker likes toes because he is a mad quant

by thebakerboys July 2, 2019

Conner baker

Loves watching porn with brother and his mom great person 4 you
Creamed his mom
Uses a dildo broke it in his buttocks

Died tomorrow

lop sided head

Conner baker died tonight

by Fnnfjfndn November 21, 2019

Mr. Baker

Mr. Baker is very inappropriate and should not discuss any of his activities with anyone. There so inappropriate, that you don't want to know what they are.

Look it's Mr. Baker the scary hump monster.

by Ilikepandas44 April 4, 2019

Tim Baker

A toxic and manipulate person. Will learn all about you and then use your past against you. Likes to shoot up drugs between his toes and lies so much he believes his stories are true. Acts like a hardass but in reality he'd take it up the ass. He'd be sexual with you and your boyfriend. He is a little bitch and dont care about anyone but himself until its to late.

Tim Baker The true definition of a fuckboy.

by [e-mail] June 15, 2019

Jackson Baker

Good at overwatch. Not much else known.

Person A: who’s Jackson Baker?

Person B: idfk but he’s good at overwatch, I think.

by Jackson Baker September 3, 2019