single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

by Observer of the Mountain April 2, 2009

badger tooth

Much like a camel toe, a badger tooth is when a womans trousers are so tight you can see her pussylips!

"Woah mate, look at that girls Badger Tooth!"

" I know, she has a nice pussy! "

by samuelloheyzolinez February 22, 2009

BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket

by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009

Badger Yawn

A fart that begins with a faint whine and slowly evolves into a mighty roar.

Good God! Badger Yawn! Get the Febreeze!

by Truck Truck Goose September 6, 2009

badgers party

A bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end

"Badgers Party should have an apostrophe. That is if it's your party, not a bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end."

by Papa via Guano September 29, 2012

Baggers

Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.

Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.

by weki September 14, 2018

Badger Dingle

A cyclist who is badmouthed, cycles around Badger, urinates on people`s gardens, leaves drawing pins for car tires and wears Lycra that wouldn`t have fit them 5 years ago.

Shoo you BADGER DINGLE

by FLIBLERB December 3, 2019