pre-bacon

Another name for a pig or hog, especially one that is destined for the slaughterhouse.
I went to the petting zoo and saw some tasty pre-bacon.
by florda_swag March 13, 2012
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bacon tooth

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.
Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.
by squirt mom October 29, 2018
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Bacon Fatigue

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.
Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.
by Not A Robot May 02, 2013
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Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.
"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."
by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack September 22, 2011
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bacon

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously
the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."
by lucx July 01, 2006
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Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 March 05, 2006
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Stranger Bacon

any kind of meat with unknown cleanliness or point of origin
"Dude, the cafeteria is serving burgers today"

"Im not touching that stranger bacon"
by maxm246 November 29, 2013
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