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bacon tooth

A common misspelling/misreading of begone thot. Rumors says that if you google it you’ll die, which is not necessarily true.
Don’t google bacon tooth, the FBI will kill you through your webcam.
by squirt mom October 29, 2018
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Bacon Fatigue

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.
Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.
by Not A Robot May 1, 2013
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Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.
"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."
by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack October 3, 2011
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Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006
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Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused
just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think
by dan102 September 20, 2010
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Stranger Bacon

any kind of meat with unknown cleanliness or point of origin
"Dude, the cafeteria is serving burgers today"

"Im not touching that stranger bacon"
by maxm246 November 30, 2013
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Bacon Tits

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"
by Markoos13 February 17, 2021
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