boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.

"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"

by slingshot19 March 23, 2009

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boobie monsters

sexy blonde twins with massive knockers.

Nate - "kristin and lindsey are twins right?they are so hot.. look at their racks..."
Zack - "yeh they are such boobie monsters!!"

by boob#1 April 6, 2006

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Boobie Scarf

When a woman throws her breasts each shoulder because she had multiple children, causing her breasts to hang so low, they almost drag on the floor.

Tim: "Dang, sally just popped out her third kid, once all that breast milk goes away, she'll be rocking the boobie scarf"

Jeff: "No Doubt"

by Cougarhuntin' March 9, 2010

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Doobie or Boobie?

Often used as Facebook and Blackberry messenger statuses when one is in a situation where one must make the life changing decision of getting smoked up or hanging out with a girl and touching them boobies of her

Peter- Bro Melissa wants to chill with me but jewstin(capital J is not deserved) told me he would smoke me up, doobie or boobie?
Dom-Bro, Melissa's got some pretty big boobies if ya know what i'm sayin';)
Peter-Just kidding! I'm home alone naked, and i'm gay remember? Anyway jewstin can't afford to smoke me up even though I get high in one hit.
Dom-Oh so nah? Stop tryna scam.

by Oh Dis Nigga November 22, 2011

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