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Average Destiny2 Enjoyer

The Average Destiny2 Enjoyer is a person who sleeps, eats, and shits Destiny2. They are usually found sitting on a aged gaming couch, covered in a pile of decomposing skin cells. They typically will be in packs of 3 or 6, depending on the activity. They are dangerous if you try to argue a point about Destiny2 with them, so steer clear of them and keep yourself safe.
Oh Oliver, Yeah I heard he's an Average Destiny2 Enjoyer, you should not engage with him.
by xX1236FortniteGamer69Xx April 9, 2024
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Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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average nebraskan

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"
by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022
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Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.
Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022
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Bigger than average

Steve's head is bigger than average
by Rob74 June 24, 2021
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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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