dumb as shit 

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Jnance October 10, 2003

S.A.S.S. 

acronym that stands for
Scandalous, Abbrasive, Seductive, Sweet. used to show a mixture of characteristics that is irresistible to everyone.

hot guy: i heard you got trashed at a party last weekend

girl with SASS:
yeah, i got drunk( scandalous)
So WHAT?!...(abbrasive)
well, it would have been a lot more fun if you would have been there(seductive)
cuz I love hanging with ya.(sweet)

S.A.S.S. by iluvsummer May 13, 2005

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. 

Also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S. defense council, F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers) is attempting to fight for a cure against the ailment known as SQUIRTS. They have just recently been formed and are trying to stop the prevention of death, which is caused by the disease of SQUIRTS.

If you want to know more about F.U.N.K.A.S.S. join the group on Facebook.

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

J.A.S.S. 

A Group of four girls
3 with curl hair 1 with straight
and you better watch out there clan be vicious badass bitches their rated X gifted and gonna sell sex.

"Oh my gosh J.A.S.S. is coming hide your boyfrieds"

J.A.S.S. by Sabrieena March 4, 2009

B.A.S.S. 

Bitches Are So Shady! This means that if your a female you cant help but to be shady to men....... In one way shape or form all Bitches Are So Shady!

You know that one bitch that my nigga likes well she is the B.A.S.S. Master!!!!

B.A.S.S. by That Boy Matt Smith April 28, 2006

As Seen On TV 

Piece of SHIT!

Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!

As Seen On TV by paulieboy1 July 9, 2018

laggy as shit 

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

laggy as shit by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011