cat food jello

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.
Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.
by KittyDaddyCam November 24, 2021
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jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016
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The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021
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hot jello

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay
by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016
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Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.
After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.
by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018
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Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."
by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021
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Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.
Dude she gave good mellow jello last night
by Moe bama December 22, 2020
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