Albino Stalker

term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.

Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?

by AEMan1234 June 28, 2010

Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025

Albino Alligators

A group of white rednecks/floridians

Look at all them Albino Alligators

by LaurenIsAway June 30, 2022

Albino Kisses

When you eat a bleached asshole.

After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.

by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025

albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.

after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.

by skeeton45 May 29, 2013

albino blacksmith

street name for cocaine

Dude, I just did a line of the albino blacksmith

by crazybuddha July 5, 2012