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salad fingers

Salad Fingers could best be described as a massachistic, skitzophrenic recluse, attracted only to pain and rust. It's human nature to find ourselves drawn to something that we find odd, especially if we're not one hundred percent certain why it has this effect on us. Salad Fingers is the perfect example: If one was to read every new grounds comment for Dave's SF toons, they would find that many of them sounded sincerely disturbed, but found themselves drawn to it at any rate. I find it interesting how many people are hooked on David's work, and I am amused at how much energy his fans devote to trying to interpret its meaning. I agree with many people who say that Salad Fingers stands out among the millions of brainless and clichéd flash toons that make up a large majority of internet space. I'm not knocking other flash toons or anything, really, I just think that Salad Fingers stands brilliantly and mysteriously on its own.
I don't like this game...

Do you not like my mouth words?
by Matt Hill February 21, 2005
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chop salad

Verb. The act of getting one's ass eaten against their will as oppose to tossing salad
"Let me catch that fish on the yard, im gonna take him in the broom closet and Im gonna chop salad so good!"
by Sai Alfaron March 20, 2014
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logo salad

Logo Salad, noun. The page in a website or in a Powerpoint presentation that shows all the logos of your partners or customers in a big jumble with the most impressive ones slightly bigger than the others.
Person #1: In this next slide you'll see the brands within the ___ family...
Person #2: Oh God, my eyes can't focus on one thing. What am I looking at?
Person #3: It's a logo salad.
by nothankyoureally December 9, 2011
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Invalid Salad

The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 April 2, 2011
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tall salad

A sexual act where a girl eats out the guys anus while the guy is standing.
Dude, I just got a tall salad yesterday from my girlfriend, and it was so good! oral sex anus booty
by CountKram May 29, 2017
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pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
by museo gam January 27, 2011
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crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan
by poor noliman June 29, 2011
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