Jonathan

A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games

Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......

by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020

Jonathan

Big fat guy who is gay

Oh he seems gay

Yeah, he is a Jonathan

by Dickin you down October 11, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.

tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off

by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020

Jonathan

Fat fuck how sits on the sofa all day noming on cheetos and sucking his cousins left nut

Jonathan yeah is a proper batty fish

by OfficialUKS August 1, 2020

Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit

Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.

by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019

Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.

Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021