zachary spivak

spivak is a very cool dude! he gets more bitches then aus*** that's fs. he's mad hot. he goes to jericho middle school. and he made the definition lol. penis

zachary spivak gets so many bitches

by speevs2sexy April 11, 2022

Zachary

Best boy ever. Amazing and caring. Such a sweetheart, funny and cute. Always makes people, me, happy. Always there when you need him, no matter what he's doing. A roblox player with no life, jkjk he has a life he is just lifeless when it comes to roblox. Very cool and awesome friend, boyfriend at this point. You would be sad if u lost him. trust me. Keep him. He mine tho so as a friend :)

i got no idea tbh lmao im just writting this bc im bored and bc i love me a Zachary :)

by ExtraDemonicPieceOfShit May 4, 2019

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

Zachary

My love<3 the most handsome amazing man ever

Damn I’m really in love with Zachary

by Bell.B302 July 10, 2022

The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018

Zachary

This type of kid probably sits in the back of the class doesn't say much and is depressed. If they have their hand in their backpack for too long you might start to get worried.

Oh shit! Zachary told me not to come to school tomorrow?!

by xxXNOT.JACKXxx July 4, 2022

Zachary

He likes sport and doesn’t do any work. And can be a massive dick head.

Zachary doesn’t do maths

by SleepyPanda1551 August 1, 2022