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Zombie Awareness Month 

May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
"Happy Zombie Awareness Month Shawn."
"You too lynn."
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Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

Zombie Hit 

When you have passed out from smoking. But suddenly when its your turn in the roto you become only conscience enough to smoke before going back to sleep. They never remember taking the hit the next morning.
"Damn hollie just woke up for a zombie hit"
"yah now shes going to pass out and never remember"
Zombie Hit by HMW3434 October 23, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse 

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.
Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot
Zombie Apocalypse by jjr51802 November 1, 2013

Zombie Lips 

Vaginal lips that are so old, and unused that they look dead.
That bitch is so old she has zombie lips.
Zombie Lips by louis16 March 27, 2011

Zombie Training 

Zombie training consist of 5 -7 miles of running under 1 hour, strict diet, Random weight training (one should be able to do at least 335 push ups at a moments notice), learning to be a light sleeper, and can engage BEAST Mode as a last resort. It's extremely intense, but not as intense as 875 zombies running at you, and don't forget, they run at full speed all the time.
Gotta hit up the gym for an intense session of zombie training.

zombie love 

A love that you thought you buried, shanked, and killed, but it won't fucking die and resurrects at random moments in a horrible, gruesome way. Forever.
"I still love him, Renee! I thought I had forgotten about him forever ago, but it's zombie love!"
zombie love by marah08 October 8, 2011