you

the person on the computer searching ''you'' and looking at this definition

hey you you are reading this!

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

you

you are you
i and i
you are a human
i am a human
you and i are human
you are alive
i am alive
everything is the same
so, i=you
if i am a dog
you are a dog

you are me, i am you

by CR7_thegoat7 February 4, 2023

you

you are the definition of you

you are amazing, you

by jennxfer March 9, 2017

No you

This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says “Your mom’s gay,” you can simply say “No you” and they will die on the spot.

Bully: Your mom’s gay!
Me: No you.

Bully: *dies

by J Orgasm May 5, 2018

no you

Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief

Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you

by Deine Mutte August 11, 2008

not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

by Sierrapants April 2, 2008

no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.

Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..

by missing November 24, 2003