(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"
"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).
by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007
Get the Vertical Axe Woundmug. by B-Doe July 29, 2005
Get the bearded hatchet woundmug. by Tracey September 18, 2003
Get the bleeding hatchet woundmug. Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."
by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018
Get the tiny axe woundmug. by katy reid December 10, 2007
Get the dirty axe woundmug. by LightUrple April 14, 2004
Get the Bleeding Axe Woundmug. a female's unshaved vagina
by happy pencil August 6, 2003
Get the hairy hatchet woundmug.