wanking claw

Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.

Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!

by Tyler Williams June 18, 2006

Bi-winning

The art of winning here, winning there, and winning everywhere.

You are also considered bi-winning if you:
1) Have tiger blood
2) Are a total freakin rockstar from mars
3) Bang seven-gram rocks 'cause that's how you roll

Notable people who are considered bi-winning are:

1) Charlie Sheen
2) Charlie Sheen
3) Charlie Sheen

That Charlie is so awesome. He's totally bi-winning

by liddad March 28, 2011

Winning

Charlie Sheen

Charlie sheen is not bi-polar, he is bi-winning

by j4itz! March 18, 2011

Wanking Claw

A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.

John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008

Bi Winning

A phrased coined by former 2 and a Half Men actor and womanizer Charlie Sheen. To be "Bi winning" means to be successful at two or more than two things at once. i.e Partying and womanizing.

Bangin' 7 gram rocks and having threesomes with adult film actors can be defined as "Bi Winning"

by Sydguy25 March 29, 2011

Winningest

This is not a word, though used by some people. As well as explained to be a word Winningest is not a word.

Announcer: That coach is the winningest coach in hockey currently.
Me: Dude, that's not a word.

by Spelling Nazi misspellings die December 31, 2010

buffalo winging

Male homosexual sex practice. One sex parter covers his penis in hot sauce, the other covers his penis in blue cheese dressing. The sex partners go on to slam their penises against each other in a sword-fight like manner until they climax.

Michael and I are trying out new things to spice up our sex life. Last night we were buffalo winging each other until he came all over my thigh. My balls still smell like hot sauce.

by ThatCouldBeAWord October 28, 2010