If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"
by Erica Cantona October 05, 2013
When you see someone with shiny combed brown hair in the front and then nappy un combed black hair in the back
by plug2021 January 04, 2016
by Grimy dog October 02, 2020