If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. by TheDoctor303 November 19, 2020
Get the Badasket Weavingmug. 1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017
Get the Bob n' Weavemug. 
1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch
2. some greasy haired bitch
by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018
Get the bacon weavemug. Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart
John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving”
by ✨issy✨ November 3, 2020
Get the isabella weavingmug. A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
Get the Cobra Weavemug.